Picking up Thai girls in Koh Samui

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The girls are are up for a party in Samui

Koh Samui has prostitutes like any other Thailand tourist area. But it’s all quite casual, harmless and limited to designated areas. These hookers in Samui, known as bar girls, simply work as hostesses in bars and will go home with you for a fee.

Prostitutes in Samui are not difficult to find, they are considered part of the attraction by authorities who turn a blind eye to the obvious (a lucrative ‘business’). If you’re visiting Koh Samui on holiday, you can easily wander into the warrens of bars in Chaweng or Lamai and find Thai hookers. You can even arrange for them to accompany you all week for a fee.

Samui is an easy going place where most people are on vacation. There are plenty of bars and some specifically have sexy Thai girls hanging around waiting to keep you company while here. These prostitutes needn’t be thought of as sleazy or dangerous and the whole atmosphere is relaxed and fun.

Samui prostitutes don’t work out of cubicles in dark alleys with red lights, or massage parlours; it’s all quite casual and for about 1,000-2,000 baht you can take one home to your hotel.

They are generally sweet and easy going, and are more like a holiday romance girlfriend than anything dirty. 

Meeting horny local girls for free:
Most ‘bachelors’ visiting Thailand opt for the easy solution of visiting go-go and girlie bars, but there are also lots of regular girls who aren’t prostitutes that are keen on meeting foreigners for a fling. Hundreds of lonely and horny modern city girls go looking online for sex with visiting or resident Westerners; no strings attached. They aren’t expecting money or a boyfriend and haven’t been with scores of other men. The best place to meet these girls is on Adult Friend Finder, where there are more than 10,000 registered Thai female members.

Finding prostitutes in Samui – how it works

Getting yourself hookers in Samui isn’t difficult, dangerous, overly illegal or embarrassing. It’s not for everyone, but a large proportion of single male tourists come to Thailand to indulge in this attraction. The authorities aren’t fussed; it keeps the girls employed after all, and the whole set up is mostly harmless for everyone involved.

In Chaweng there is an area of girlie bars situated around Chaweng Lake, behind the beachfront resort area. Lamai has a similar arcade about halfway down the main street. These places have plenty of open air bars full of prostitutes, where you can casually wander around and, if a bar (and its girls) grab your fancy, you simply wander in and relax over a beer. Some may have sports on big screens, along with pool tables; others, live music to keep you occupied.

You can then invite one of the hostesses to join you, or one might approach you if you’re shy. You’re under no pressure, though she might ask for a drink (more expensive, as ‘lady drinks’). If you get bored you can simply pay your bill and move on to another bar.

Once you’ve found a girl you like, you discreetly discuss a fee with her, and this ranges from about 1,000 to 3,000 baht, depending on how beautiful she is, how much you really want her, how slow/busy it is, and whether you want her to stay all night or ‘short time’. This you settle later, but you will have to pay a bar fine (300-500 baht) for her to leave the bar before the end of her shift. What you get up to after that is entirely up to you.

One final note about Samui prostitutes; many are simply regular, innocent girls from the poorer provinces who can’t find better paid work elsewhere. They might do this for a year then get on with a normal life, so they deserve to be treated with respect. Thai girls, including hookers, can be really sweet, so be generous and nice; they are, after all, only trying to earn money to support themselves and their family.

Can you bring girls back to your hotel?
Some hotels don’t mind you bringing bar girls back to your room as long as you are discreet, while others forbid it or will try to charge you extra. To save you the embarrassment, we’ve enquired with all of them and listed those that are suitable for bachelors: see the list, rates and booking here.